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I love to play with words, to twist them, mistranslate them and to create humour out of them. When I was a little boy I would walk into a Café and ask the person behind the counter for ‘12 cent toes’. Well that was my bit of humour playing with the sound of the name of the corn bites called Fritos. No, it was not ‘free-tos’ it was ‘12 cent tos’. Well, now I am much older and today I find myself dealing with ‘FREE prophecies for $37’.

In many Christian environments there exists an ethos where people have all kinds of words for one another which are normally called prophecies. Some people attend prophecy schools where they are taught how to do that. Whether it measures up to what Scripture teaches about the subject is not the discussion for now. I will cover it under a separate study on prophecy at a later time. For today I want to talk about, and warn you against these false prophets that exploit mostly the poor out of their money. Jesus said in Matthew 7:15 (ESV) 15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.” Simply these men come to you pretending to have your welfare in mind, but all they have in mind is their own welfare, and they simply work for your destruction. There are many of them around. They pack auditoriums, they fill stadiums and they even parade on TV, but one thing is for sure they feast on the destruction of the gullible. Well, if I was gullible I could have a FREE PROPHECY for only $37 today. Let me explain.

Yesterday I received an e-mail inviting me to get a FREE prophecy especially for me from the Master Prophet Bishop E Bernard Jordan (Your most trusted name in prophecy).  Well, can’t we all do with a special word from the Lord just for me? Fortunately I am sceptical but decided to test this.

The first thing I did was to google this guy. He is the pastor of Zoe Ministries in New York. Surely this guy must be good and authentic as he was honoured by the Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley, for his ministerial work in 2007. As far as his qualifications are concerned he earned a doctorate through Friends International Christian University, which is an unaccredited mail order and online university. If you google whether this university is accredited or not the following interesting answer pops up: “It is a paper-mill if you know what I mean, but it has "God's blessings Ha Ha, don't waste your money" Go to a real college and get a proper education.” What is interesting though is that Bishop Jordon actually attended a college namely the Kepler College where he pursued a degree in astrology. According to Wikipedia they cannot allocate legal degrees at all. Though he denies being an astrologer, he has been cited supporting the use of astrology within his ministry and has justified it as a spiritual tool, another tactic to create the illusion of authenticity.

Any case, he seems to be somewhat educated in the wrong directions, but other than that he is also a very wealthy person. His mansion in New Jersey is a whole 2415 square meters which is 8 times the size of our four bedroom house. Then you must not forget that this guy drives a $325000 Phantom Rolls Royce. More about his wealth I cannot tell you.

Well, back to my FREE prophecy. I clicked on the link provided in my e-mail and was taken straight to a site where I had to fill in my personal details, name, surname, physical address, e-mail address date of birth, and telephone number and based on this information and revelation from God I will get my personal FREE prophecy. I did this, but all my information I provided accept for my e-mail address was false. Well, surely if he was as close to hearing from God as he claims, God could reveal that to him as well and he could then expose me as false and give me a real word from the Lord. Instead for him I am real no matter which name I used. I did this three times under three different names and within seconds of me clicking the ‘send button’ my first e-mail popped up telling me that my personal FREE prophecy just for me will be sent within 48 hours but in the meantime here was some information for my benefit.

Here is what I received.


"Surely the Lord God will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets." (Amos 3:7)

Dear Nicolai: (The name I posted under)

Praise the Lord! As your personal prophet, I want to thank you so much for requesting your personal prophecy. I know this word will be a blessing to you.

Nicolai, whose report will you believe? The scriptures tell us that the Lord God will do nothing but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets". Know this! The prophet is the voice of God in the earth called to bring man back into right relationship with Him. God uses the prophet to bring direction, clarity, and definition to His people.


You'll be surprised to learn that true prophets preach for change; and those who are attracted to the prophetic have reached a point in life where change is compulsory. My Friend, I see change on the horizon for you! I want to send your life-changing prophetic word via email within 48 hours.

Please click on the link below to confirm your request and to ensure that your personal word of prophecy is delivered to your inbox.

Click Here To Confirm Your Email Address

NOW FOR THE SURPRISE! (WOW I am so surprised)

I'd like to introduce you to a very special free offer. You will be receiving an e-mail with a link to my e-book "The Science of Prophecy." This book is going to WOW YOU and gives you some golden nuggets that will help you understand the prophetic and how to work with your prophecies.

This incredible book has a

retail value of $45.00! (Very expensive for an e-book)

But because you have signed up for to receive your prophetic word and allowed me to be your Personal Prophet, I want to give this powerful book to you as a gift, my way of saying welcome to the prophetic!

Don't delay! You are walking into self-mastery in this season, but you must be aware of everything that God is trying to reveal to you in this season.  Remember, destiny is not left up to chance, but it is a matter of choice.

Always Seeing For You,

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P.S.S. I want to see you wealthy! God wants you to become successful and wealthy!

Yihaa, I now have my own ‘personal prophet’, and praise God, Bishop Jordan wants to see me wealthy and God wants to see me wealthy. It’s like having your own personal psychiatrist. No matter which name (three different ones) I registered under, he sees change on the horizon for me.  Fellow Christian at this point I want to be as bold as to declare this man a false prophet. Now, before you call me unkind, read further.

Firstly, notice that there is a keyword in all of this: ‘MONEY’. The love of money is the root of all evil and it is through this love that men and women will be drawn into the realm of false prophecies and be misled by men like this. They know this love and they will abuse this love for their own purposes. They will take every cent from the poor and pour it into their own prosperous living. Well, did he not offer me an FREE E-book (so simply electronic documents either in PDF or Word form) worth $45? Sadly, to receive that you first need to ‘sow a seed of faith’ which means contributing to his ministry otherwise the $45 book will not be e-mailed to you. Just for interest, Bishop Jordan teaches that you must determine the value of your house or properties and that you must sow a tithe of that value into his ministry of course.

Surely true prophecy might just expose sin in your life, or encourage you to Christlikeness or love or some other area in your life that God needs to address, why must it always be about money. But with all these prophets it is ‘Money, Money Money, we are living in a rich man’s world’. You might actually find your local fortune teller to be cheaper, but the message is the same.  Now, if you really want to get rich why not attend his:


Determining Your Millionaire Economic Destiny

Dates: November 29 to 1 December 2013 at Marriott Hotel

If the above advertisement does not reveal the real heart of the man, I do not know what does.

Secondly, look at the very damning words upon the life of any person. In the last paragraph to me he says: “Don't delay! You are walking into self-mastery in this season…” Christian please note that this is what we were before we were Christians, namely masters of self. We have only one Master and Lord and that is Jesus Christ.  Jesus said in Matthew 6:24 (ESV) 24 “No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.” Men like Bishop Jordan have one goal and that is to draw you away from God as your Master in the Name of Christ, and this they will do by causing you to serve money just as they do. By the way, he will never make you rich, but that is not his goal, his goal is self-enrichment, but he will lead you into self-mastery which is the opposite of God being your master. As Christians we are dead to self and under bondage to Christ.

Thirdly, I already said that it is all about money, but the bigger problem is that there is really nothing in here that depicts the actual authority of God in the life of a person. Notice something carefully with me. Nowhere in my ‘personal information’ did I have to declare that I am a believer or not. Bishop Jordan could not care less. You see, it is not about being born again and enjoying life in Christ to the full even if you are poor, it is all about creating a database by which people can be manipulated into contributing to him and his cause. He cannot care two hoots if you are a believer or not. He has a FREE PROPHECY for you and already you get the taste of what it is all about.

Well, did I get my FREE PROHECY within 48 hours?

Surely this is what it is all about. I must give these guys credit. I did not have to wait 48 hours. I received my first e-mail, the one above on the 14th of October at 08:10. Now look carefully. My letter regarding my prophecy that was ready for me came through on the 14th of October at 08:10 as well. Two e-mails at the same time. What this tells you is that all of this is simply automated computer generated communication. They simply use a mail merge facility while my name (whichever name I use) is inserted and whether I am an atheist or Satanist or whoever else writes to them, our names are inserted as automatically. There is simply nothing spiritual and nothing of God in this.  I actually sent off another two personal registrations, all under false information again. The last time I tried to make it obvious that I am actually not a real person. This time I made my name EBernardjohnsonisababoon and guess what, I received the exact same messages as before this time to:

Dear EBernardJordonsonisababoon


I also made my date of birth 25 December 2012 which means I am 10 months old.

The graphic below is a screen capture of part of their message to me. The point I simply am making is that as a person there is no message from God to you. There is no interrest in who you are or your well-being either and whether you know Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour or not.

This message is automated and will be sent to all people no matter who you are, whether you are a real person or not, as there is nothing serious about the issue. It is purely a generation of data with financial gain as the motive.

Now here is exactly the message I received to my original request for a FREE PERSONAL PROHECY.

Dear Nicolai,

Thank you, for submitting your Personal Prophecy request and allowing us to be God's Prophetic Connection in your prophetic life.

You can also call (888)831-0434 to speak with a LIVE Prophet to get the clarity and direction that you are in search of . . .

Our goal is to get you answers, so you can understand the Mind of God concerning your life in this season. The bible says in 2 Chronicles 20:20 "And they rose early in the morning, and went forth into the wilderness of Tekoa: and as they went forth, Jehoshaphat stood and said, Hear me, O Judah, and you inhabitants of Jerusalem; Believe in the LORD your God, so shall you be established; believe his prophets, so shall you prosper " Prophecy is one of your vital keys to your success.

Please click on the link below to access your FREE "Above All Get Wisdom" EBook Guide. The e-book guide will cover 2 Chronicles 20:20 in greater in details pretaining to Prophecy and trust in the fulfillment of God's Promise.

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Help us Globalize the Prophetic Ministry by giving a donation of $37.00 for 2 Chronicles. This donation of $37.00 will symbolize your commitment and trust in the Lord. As a result, I want to release something very special in your prayer experience. You will receive:

* Your Prophetic Word on MP3 from me and 10 trusted members

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* Plus online access and correspondence through email.

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Bishop E. Bernard Jordan

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Always Seeing For You,

Your Most Trusted Name in Prophecy

So, according to him, I deserve to know more of God’s plan for me. Well, I might not even be a believer, so why do I deserve, but if Bishop Jordan says so, who am I to argue? So, I deserve, and I have been promised to receive a FREE PROPHECY. So, what has happened to my FREE PROPHECY? Well, actually the FREE PROPHECY has now become a better deal. It is now by him and 10 other prophets (So I have 11 personal prophets now), plus I get free Special Breakthrough Prayer Oil (The Bible is full of this stuff, right?) and online access through correspondence and e-mail.

The only snag is that in spite of the offer of FREE PERSONAL PROPHECIES just for me, I have one more hurdle to jump through to get it. All I need to do is to: “Help them Globalize the Prophetic Ministry by giving a donation of $37.00 for 2 Chronicles (E-book format). This donation of $37.00 will symbolize my commitment and trust in the Lord. As a result, I will receive something very special in my prayer experience. I will receive: My Prophetic Word on MP3 from Bishop Jordan and 10 trusted members of the Company of Prophets, my prayer oil etc.

All of this for $37, what a bargain? But I thought it was FREE. Christian be sure, this $37 is only the beginning, and I am quite sure that I can guarantee you that when you do send the $37 the message you receive will be one of a few recorded messages, or maybe the only one that they through some automated process send out to all who donate. Now, I am not such a big fool that I am going to waste $37 just to test the waters further. Their motives are clear, their message is clear, their strategy is clear and what is further abundantly clear is that you will be $37 poorer at the end of the day and Bernard Jordan will be $37 richer. Sure, you might get your e-book, and you might regard it as worth it. Personally I believe this guy is a false prophet and you walk down a dangerous road in reading anything he writes. And again Jesus says: “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.”


I knew from the outset that this is all just a money making scheme. The sad thing is that many people will not. They will actually be so caught up in the money making part of the deal, to the point that they will not see the lie and they will sow and keep on sowing into his ministry, waiting for the harvest. It becomes nothing more than blind faith which is a dangerous as blind love. You might say that I am harsh in exposing a person like this. My concern is not only the person, but many more prophets like this who come in amongst the sheep like a shepherd in wolf clothing and who tears the sheep apart. Paul warns us in Acts 20:28-31 (ESV) 28 Pay careful attention to yourselves and to all the flock, in which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers, to care for the church of God, which he obtained with his own blood. 29 I know that after my departure fierce wolves will come in among you, not sparing the flock; 30 and from among your own selves will arise men speaking twisted things, to draw away the disciples after them. 31 Therefore be alert, remembering that for three years I did not cease night or day to admonish everyone with tears.”

As a shepherd of Logos, I have a responsibility to warn you. Paul also says in Galatians 1:6-8 (ESV) “6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting him who called you in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel— 7 not that there is another one, but there are some who trouble you and want to distort the gospel of Christ. 8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed.” These men are guilty of preaching a prosperity gospel which is no Biblical gospel at all.

And then we need to heed the words of Peter in 2 Peter 2:1-3 (ESV) 1 But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. 2 And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of truth will be blasphemed. 3 And in their greed they will exploit you with false words. Their condemnation from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.”

Men like Johnson will in their greed exploit Christians and others with false words. May I encourage all of us to adhere to God’s Word and to listen to John who says in 1 John 4:1 (ESV): 1 Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world”. These men may claim to speak on behalf of God, but when their theology is that of Satan, and their agenda is that of Satan, they are surely not prophets of God and need to be exposed and their teaching needs to be rejected.

Like most other false prophets and ministers of our time, Bernard Jordan avoids the topics of sin, repentance, and salvation only by faith in Christ Jesus, Hell, judgment and the wrath of God upon sinners to simply increase his marketing base. May God deliver us from such apostate, contemporary, pseudo-Christianity? May we rather be those who know what it is to deny ourselves and to take up our cross and to follow Him?

Somebody said to me a while ago speaking in favour of these prophecies that you must test the prophecies. When I enquired how you test them, the person stated that you test them on the basis of Scripture. My simple question that followed was simply this. Why not then stay with the revealed will of God in Scripture and you know you are safe. Ancient words have been revealed in the pages of the Word of God and it is never changing and can be trusted.